Saturday, April 28, 2012

It's Saturday night and I'm blogging...ugh

Hey friends...well its Saturday night and I'm so bored that I decided to catch up on the blog. House updates have stalled for the past few months, but we've been busy with calving, yard work, spring planting (and all it entails), business travel, anniversary parties, birthdays, etc. Whoa! I can't believe its almost May! I have several work events in May and then I'll be done for the fiscal year (with the exception of NYC and OH in June), thank goodness! Here's just a few photos from the month of April...

Fying into Louisville for business...night flights are my absolute favorite; they are always so beautiful. <3 

 Precious baby :)

Mom and Dad at their 35th Wedding Anniversary party :)

 Saw an adorable idea on Pinterest... Asked friends and family to jot down their favorite memories of Mom and Dad together. I then put them in 35 different envelopes, hence "35 Years of Memories"

 I believe everyone in this photo is an Aunt, Uncle, or cousin... big family <3 

My cousins Stephanie and Vanessa :)

 Drew and Nate...disregard the photo frames on the floor HA!

Andrlynn, Brooke, and I at the Miranda Lambert concert...sooo much fun! <3 these girls!



Thursday, April 12, 2012

Humor for the week :)

Good Morning Everyone and Happy Thursday! Hope everyone is doing well! Mom and Dad's 35th Wedding Anniversary party went off last weekend without a hitch. Friends and family came from all over, and I just think it goes to show what a difference 35 years can make! I'll post some pictures soon, but in the meantime.... Here's some humor to finish out your work week! 


Why Married Women Should NOT Party...
(If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. Even if you've heard this one before, it never fails to make you laugh!)

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least... Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.


Happy Thursday Friends!
XOXO
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